Pizza

i like food and that's about it tbh

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

me: let me fuc ya hole
spongebob: which one lmao ;)?
wonderful view from the top floor of a hospital in South London ❤ 

In the distance you can see the Shard (England’s tallest building!) On very cloudy days it actually disappears into the clouds!

wonderful view from the top floor of a hospital in South London ❤

In the distance you can see the Shard (England’s tallest building!) On very cloudy days it actually disappears into the clouds!

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)

(Source: lindsaychrist)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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Humpty Dumpty was the name of a canon not an egg

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welcome to my twisted ankle

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what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

rosievintage:

thatonegirlsheena:

I dont think I can get over this

I will always remember him as batty in fern gully ❤️

rosievintage:

thatonegirlsheena:

I dont think I can get over this

I will always remember him as batty in fern gully ❤️

(Source: madasahatter-highasakite)

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms